Does this look like the face of a guilty party? I think so. As you may, or may not know, Steve and I had new carpeting installed in the house down in Florida. A stupid thing to do while you're trying to house train a puppy. The old stuff was so ugly, letting his "duties" fall on it would have been a help. If not for the toxicity of the excretions, it really wouldn't have mattered at all.
Speaking of toxicity, while Steve is in Wisconsin, Moe and I are having a battle to see who is going to win out the potie war. I guarantee, I will win.
That being said, I may win the war but I think he's winning the battles. He did his job behind the love seat which made me angry. I didn't yell, hit or even cry, but I was close. (to crying). The landfill outside Madison smells better.
I knew I had to do something without puking during the removal of toxic waste, so I used the can of spray air freshener Steve showed me before he left, so that would be my ammunition. I got my cleaner, paper towel, scrub brush and "the can" and had at it. I knew that if I didn't do something about the smell this was going to become a problem. My first instint was to spray the dump with the fancy spray but that didn't sound so good. Then the light went on, dim as it is. I decided to spray the pretty fragerance into the air and while it trickled down to the "area" I would have at it. So I'd spray a bunch in the air and pick things up. Spray into the air and wipe up the area, spray the stuff and scrub the landfill, spray into the air and blot again.
So had you come into the house you'd have seen sprays coming up from the back of the love seat and then the sound of brushing on the carpet.
All that being said, it does work. I wish I could sell it as a kit. The spray, scrub and shit kit.
And so it goes....
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